A TEXT POST

Wtf?

So how much testosterone does it take for a woman to grow a full grown mustache?

A PHOTO

laughhard:

Just graduated and my mate sent me this

Reblogged from Unbetitelt
A PHOTO

explosm:

By Rob! New comics daily at Explosm.net!

Reblogged from Cyanide & Happiness
A CHAT

My friend Edward

  • My friend: *sees a girl in the distance wearing spandex pants* how do you wear spandex in 90 degree weather... and it's black.
  • Me: yeah, she's a trooper
  • My friend: no, she's a whore... but I'd still fuck her
A CHAT
  • My friend: I wanna go pick up girls but not fat ones
  • Me: why? Fat girls need love too...
  • My friend: yes, but imagine how much love they would get if they weren't fat.
A CHAT
  • Afternoon English class. Everyone is quiet because they're taking the final exam except two guys in the back of the class whispering to each other.
  • Guy sitting in front of the class randomly turns around and says loudly "Who said you're not allowed to see your girl's pussy!"
A VIDEO

A-Dessa - Fire Net Wi-Fi

A VIDEO

Forever my safe word: Pineapples.

A VIDEO

Every man should watch this. Women, take notes.

A TEXT POST

My mom in regards to Homeland security in the U.S

What my mom said: You can just go and blow a bomb

What she meant: One could just come to the united states and start terrorizing it and no one would do a thing about it. Despite having been warned about the person doing the terrorizing.

What I Heard: You could just go and blow a bum. 

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zodiaccity:

"You can’t get much done in life of you only work on the days when you feel good." — Jerry West

Reblogged from Zodiac City
A TEXT POST

I fudging jinxed myself. This week has turned to shit. Hopefully next week is better.